Language is a funny thing.
It's especially funny when there's kids trying to figure English out.
Miss Mischeif : "Mum! I did a cough and a hic-up at the same time! I did a Cock-Up!"
Cpn Chaos: "I'm writing songs for my band. One's called 'Magic of the people' and this one's called 'Custard Mash'"
MM - "Mum! I hit my boggin...... " *wailing and clutched forehead*
CC - " My favourite Movie is Smackame Do"
(he meant Despicable Me... I have NO idea where his translation came from)
Sometimes he comes out with things that are just damn creepy:
"I wish we had one of those funeral cars, then we could drive around with a box of skin in the boot"
and Finally - My wee Punk Princess:
"Nah Nah na-na, Na Nah Nah Na-na - I wanna be so naked"