Ok, I've been very crook the last couple of days with a wicked dose of Strep Throat, so it may be the codeine talking, but Man Captain Chaos has been coming out with some pealers today.
I asked him if he was ready to come inside for and help me pick up the toys strewn throughout the lounge room. He told me "Mum, I was BORN ready!"
While breaking up some sort of wild game in the laundry I greeted the urchins with:
"What are you up to Beavis and Butthead??"
and he told me "I'm not a Beavis!"
(no, no you're not, Butthead....)
and while heading outside to play his favourite game of 'train driver' up and down the driveway I sprung him taking off his pants.... apparently train drivers have 'Hot Hot Bums' so have to drive with their pants off.... (looks like I'll be paying more attention to the train drivers bums from now on!)
Honestly where does this crazy crap come from? he's unintentionally hilarious!
It was mean of you not to share this little gem. I live in a country full of Australians- I need me some good entertainment and you have it in spades here!
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