What do you want to be when you grow up?

What do you want to be when you grow up Captain Chaos?

"A speed camera"

Do you mean Police officer?

"Nope. Speed camera"

The guy who sits in the van running the camera?

"NO! The camera - Look, I'll show you........"

A speed camera. Sometime between now and the start of his working life he's going to become an inanimate object. Nice.

And Miss Mischief? What are you going to be when you grow up?

"The boss of Speed Cameras. "